Avoid the 'Nort' Side

They are all vicious tramps with not a scrap of education between them. I heard that they feed their children to their dogs.

First Contact

Sorschza was shocked, she didn't even like Rap music.

Friends for lunch

Friends are people who are: attractive, rich, have similar interests and have good hygiene. If you have lunch friends and dinner friends thats ok, because if you are seen eating alone you are obviously a murderer who kills wild cats.

Always ignore people who seem different or strange, unexpected things might happen and you might get upset.

Wanted- -->Richer Parents

I went to a good school, live in a rich area, get loads of pocket money, go skiing every weekend, have several house servants/ domestic assistants. BUT, I have no indoor pool, OMG I HATE MY LIFE!!!